By Popular Demand...

Okay, at least two people have tagged me with this little meme-thingy, so I guess I should do it. And for those of you expecting a more Neo-like post, I am working on one. It will come. Until then...

Isn't it funny how the Dems have taken to using the "if you like war so much, why don't you join the army" argument? I thought that logic only reigned supreme in middle school, where suggestions of "well if you love it so much, why don't you marry it" are considered to be high wit. Interestingly, I have yet to find a Liberal who was willing to go to Med School and dedicate his life to providing free health care, or a Democrat who would gladly stop breathing so as to protect the environment from all that pesky Carbon Dioxide. Seems like they're afraid of playing their own game...

Now on to the meme!

TOP SEVEN

Seven things I plan to do before I die:
1) Fly on an airplane
2) Write an Op/Ed column for a major newspaper
3) Meet Serendipitous and Giggle Fritz
4) Win a tennis tournament
5) Go to college
6) Run for office?
7) Finish this meme

Seven things I can do:
1) Wiggle my ears
2) Play tennis
3) Carry on an intelligent conversation with adults
4) Convince people I'm Australian (or English, or Irish)
5) Drive (at least, I have my license)
6) A Chewbacca impression
7) Watch Anne of Green Gables without once questioning my masculinity

Seven things I cannot do:
1) Eat with chopsticks
2) Logarithms
3) Sing
4) Draw (or do anything else artistic, for that matter)
5) Eat Sushi
6) Keep from acting like a self-centered idiot around girls I like.
7) Flap my arms and fly to the moon

Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex (assuming godliness is a given):
1) Looks (yeah, I said it, and any guy who doesn't say it is a liar)
2) A good attitude toward others
3) Compassion and understanding
4) She must be trustworthy
5) Modesty, but not legalism. Perhaps "good taste" would be a better term.
6) Ability to understand me, tolerate me, and also keep me in check.
7) Willingness to be herself, and to let me be myself

Seven things I say most often:
1) "I didn't do it!"
2) "Well, I thought it was funny..."
3) "Hi!" (in a strange, Stitch-like voice, only higher-pitched. I say this to my friends at random points in the conversation, just to get on their nerves)
4) "I don't know"
5) "Wait..."
6) Like
7) "Yeah, I love you too" (after someone cracks on me)

Seven celebrity crushes (you did not just ask me this...):
1) Alexis Bledel
2) If only Lindsay Lohan weren't such a... foul individual.
3) Uh... I dunno... Alexis Bledel again?
4) I tend to not think about these things... Renee Olstead.
5) Remind me why I'm doing this again?
6) I don't know of any more...
7) See above

Seven people who should do this (oh boy, sorry guys):
1) Jennifer
2) Laura
3) Ryan
4) Eric
5) I'm so sorry, MonicaR...
6) Aha! I say you should, Loneamigo!
7) Book-Bound Idiot

I'm done! I'm actually done!!! Okay, so I know it wasn't a typical post, but at least I'm giving you something to read now! I'll try to get started on another post...

Be blessed!
Neo