Only In France

According to Reuters, a black housecat ran around impersonating a panther and scaring people in Marseille, France. They actually had to call out the police force.

Do you mean to tell me that they couldn't even tell that the feline was just a little too small to be a panther? I mean, sure, the cat was big, but to mistake it for a panther? I'm glad we've got such smart folks like that in NATO to cover our backs.

They'll send out the police force to apprehend something that they *think* might be dangerous, but they won't send troops to apprehend someone they *know* is a brutal dictator.