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New entries into the Neo's Adapted Political Dictionary, 1st ed.

Pride (n., as in, gay pride)
Definition: Sense of invincibility resulting from the protection and encouragement of a politically correct culture.
Usage: Gay pride demonstrators often spew insults at those who voice disagreement.
Other forms: Prideful (adj.), pridefully (adv.).

Right [or "rights"] (n., as in, homosexual rights or right to die)
Definition: A privilege based solely on ability to commit an act, regardless of consequences; a wish for the privilege to commit immoral acts without fear of reproach by people of opposing viewpoints.
Usage: The ACLU argued that whatever two people do in the bedroom is their right and they have a right to privacy should their actions come under scrutiny.