The Things That Go Through My Head...
(at a drive-through)
"Hi, welcome to Blasphemy King. May I take your order?"
"Yes, I'd like one large Da Vinci Code, a side order of the Apocrypha, the Gospel of Thomas to drink, and some Theistic Evolution for dessert."
"Will that be all?"
"Yes."
"Your total is 30 pieces of silver; please drive around."
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I'm guessing it would be redundant to ask "Would you like lies with that?"
Looks like my post was inspirational... in a weird, indirect kind of way.
Haha yes, you could say that. I was going to put that in my comment, but I decided that I liked it so much I'd put it in a post. :)
You have waaaaay too much time on your hands
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