Wednesday, February 09, 2005

The Things That Go Through My Head...

(at a drive-through)

"Hi, welcome to Blasphemy King. May I take your order?"

"Yes, I'd like one large Da Vinci Code, a side order of the Apocrypha, the Gospel of Thomas to drink, and some Theistic Evolution for dessert."

"Will that be all?"

"Yes."

"Your total is 30 pieces of silver; please drive around."

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4 Comments:

At Wed Feb 09, 04:08:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm guessing it would be redundant to ask "Would you like lies with that?"

 
At Wed Feb 09, 04:11:00 PM, Blogger maladroitme said...

Looks like my post was inspirational... in a weird, indirect kind of way.

 
At Wed Feb 09, 04:22:00 PM, Blogger jacob.thrasher said...

Haha yes, you could say that. I was going to put that in my comment, but I decided that I liked it so much I'd put it in a post. :)

 
At Wed Feb 09, 04:30:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have waaaaay too much time on your hands

 

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