Let's Turn the Tables a Bit, Shall We?

I love this Scrappleface article!

Please remember that Scrappleface is a News Satire site...

Really though... it's okay to do this stuff to little kids, but it would never be allowed to happen to a half-dead murderous pig of a terrorist. What a world we live in.

We are all endowed with the inalienable right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness... unless our existence would be inconvenient to someone. They say to the unborn "Your right to life and liberty is messing up my pursuit of happiness!" You know, there's a reason that pursuit of happiness is listed last...

If you take away others' lives, don't worry, your right to life will be protected; it's your pastime, have at it... it's if you haven't yet come out of the womb that you forfeit your right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Innocent? That doesn't matter if you inconvenience someone; you'll still be killed.

Just so long as the murderous and malevolent terrorists can still pursue happiness...